Ever wondered if there was a lightsaber that worked like a pressure washer? Well apparently there is.
A 1,000-watt laser will clean dirt, grime, paint, rust, and human limbs right off of any metal surface. And unlike those messy pressure washers, there are no pools of water left in this device's wake of destruction.
Seriously, pressure washing is so 20th century.
Watch the video while you search for a way to buy your own: